This morning on my quest for stamps, guess what I found. A pornographic gay film, and a jar of olives. Together. In a drawer. In my living room.

LOL OH MY GOD LAUGHING SO HARD. THE COMMERCIAL OF THE KIDS SEEING PORN ON TELEVISION. GOOD GOD, I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW.

So i told my sister I was coming on my computer to look at gay porn and she didn’t believe me. So I went and started looking and she was all “Tanner! that’s probably how you slow your computer down. All these viruses from porn sites” and I was just… “Emilee…it’s just tumblr”

I have a date tomorrow at the park and it’s going to be awesome and I’m so excited and for those of you who found this post because of the tags feel ashamed.

I know I only have texts posts but come on. Like something. ask me a question. I only do things people will like because I know they’re watching. I will  check back in twelve hours. If by then no activity shows up. Let the verbal abuse begin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_yiq3ENi9c

also that song is how every one of my relationships is going to turn out. it’s electricity is in my soul by the best band ever assembled. (pun!) also known as steam powered giraffe.