I want to remind everyone that dailygrace let a drag queen draw a vagina on her face.

2 months ago // 14 notes
mother suckers.

I have a date tomorrow at the park and it’s going to be awesome and I’m so excited and for those of you who found this post because of the tags feel ashamed.

8 months ago // 1 note
You dicks.

I know I only have texts posts but come on. Like something. ask me a question. I only do things people will like because I know they’re watching. I will  check back in twelve hours. If by then no activity shows up. Let the verbal abuse begin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_yiq3ENi9c

also that song is how every one of my relationships is going to turn out. it’s electricity is in my soul by the best band ever assembled. (pun!) also known as steam powered giraffe.

9 months ago // 2 notes